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    Peter Burke, (now former) Stony Brook University Career Counselor. Was arrested for having chi1d p0rnography on his computer at USB. Click to read article found in Saturday, Sept. 14th, 2004 Newsday

    Summer 2009: We added a new feature to the Professor's Who Suck List. You can now indicate if a professor sucks or not. Now we welcome reviews of your professors who may not actually suck... if you find any.
    -Webmaster

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    Class of '08:
    Are you so fat that you like stony brook?

    I've hosted this site for five and a half years. I've drawn over a three quarters of a million hits. While some may see the negative - I like to think I've done something positive for this school. I created a place where everyone can come together and vent. People come here for a laugh, they come here for advice, they come here to make friends. This site has spent alot of time sitting stagnant. Its gone thru many phases. But I need to know from you guys where it needs to go from here. You guys are the eyes and ears on campus - content has to come from you! When I was on campus I took pics of all the ridiculous things that make us shrug our shoulders and nod our heads. I made notes on what I saw and reported them back here. I need some people to do that for us. I commit to give anyone who wants to contribute their own space to do it. Please contact me if you want to join in the cause. I need help with content and on-campus marketing efforts.
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    USB Sucks:
    3/4-of-a-Million Hits Cant Be Wrong

     






    3/4-of-a-Million Hits started with
    half a dozen Post-it® notes

    Check this out!!
    USB's PAYROLL.
    See what your professors and faculty are worth.
    Shirley Strum enjoys a cool $225,000
    Originally posted by Prof. Tom Mathies

    Read about our cherished dean's $3 mill. mansion

    post on the board ..we've got Haley
    Read here, why P.E.T.A. wanted our ad down.

    Do you know this guy?
    Click the photo for a story of ultimate stupidity.

    Check out the Polls Page and vote on some topics and view your classmates' answers

    A very helpful article with Study tips and more on gettin thru Freshman Chemistry (by James). Exclusively for SB Sucks.

  • Surviving Freshman Chemistry

    Quick Links
    Heated Debate on the Message Board... join in
    Where did this site come from?
    Professors who suck list
    ... Check this out before you register..


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    The Bored Board.
    Things to do at StonyBrook. Post & read Announcements, activities, events, parties.
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    Anal Modeling and Design...if anyone took this... tell me if its any good
    Anal Modeling and Design.
    Dont ask me? Check it out for yourself in the new registration book.
    Heck...its even worth 3 credits.

    Read this Statesman article written regarding SB LoveShack, with quotes from yours truly.

    Check out our newly found credibility,

    the oh-so-reputable Statesman wrote ANOTHER about us.



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    If you can make 'em: send 'em !

    Awhile back I posted two articles. They are now in cyber-heaven (or hell),
    due to a conflict of interest with this blatantly Pro-Stony Brook author.
    A friendly message from the author
    I decided to let her have a final chance to express herself.
    By the way... the above comment is NOT the reason the articles are down.
    Read This, she really cant make up her mind.

    USB Sucks Articles
  • Great advice on choosing specific classes and getting help at the Brook by avid board poster "T"
  • Maintenance Stupidity by cloudbreaker
  • Architecture Theory by Alex
  • Memories by doog37
  • why do you suck?...continued by contributor
  • Stony Brook...why do you suck? by ~420bLaZa~
  • This is the funniest freakin article by ???
  • To all incoming Freshmen... by Dan


  • Word of Mouth...
    Please talk about us!.. Say good things, say bad things. I dont care just tell people about this site. That's how its gonna grow. And since you're here already, POST on the message board (its the life of this site)
    Need some help...
    Hey, I want tons of content on this site. But I cant write good. (its a joke). So Email me if you want to write a page about anything. An editorial, a list, whatever. Tell me your idea, I will post it if you write it, and give you credit. Counts towards D.E.C. N, 3 credits.

    StonyBrookSucks.com: Our NEW Logo
    Where did StonyBrookSucks.com come from?

    News:
    September 28, 2001: Marketing has begun for StonyBrookSucks.com
    October 25, 2001: Finally posted: Professors who suck list
    Check it out
    October 28, 2001 New design is here!
    November 15, 2001 Tripled our hits: our biggest day yet. Presumably b/c the site was talked up on a USB tv show.
    December 12, 2001 Check out page 15 of the latest issue of the Stony Brook Press (Dec 7th issue)
    Jan. 23, 2002 Welcome back... btw... 23,000 friggin hits!!
    May 15, 2002 We're outta here! this site has churned a remarkable 50,000 hits!!! Holy crap. Dont worry, we're not going anywhere. See you in Fall, stick with us thru the summer.
    August 19, 2002 I told you we're not going anywhere. SB Sucks will be in full force for 2002. The USB Payroll, has by far been the most popular feature here this summer. Alot more to come.
    March 7, 2003 How about 140,000 hits? Competition... bring it on.
    May 21, 2003 Still going strong. Keep me informed, help me out. I'm looking for some people on campus to help me out.
    Jan 6, 2004 Happy New Year Suckers! I'm still here. I need some help with some content. Send it in!
    Mar 24, 2004 Fixed the Professors who Suck List- added some pics, posted some articles. SEND ME CONTENT - photos, articles, whatever.
    Oct 7, 2005 Site Refresh. Considering selling the site. Who's interested?
    Feb 5, 2007 Time flys. People Change. Stony Brook Changes. Stony Brook still sucks!
    April, 2007 I'm proud to announce the relaunch of SB Loveshack
    October, 2007 Welcome our new sponsor: Yuwie1: a new reason to social network: Hang out, get paid
    November, 2007 Welcome back our faithful sponsor: Jason's Tutoring.

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    SunySB Oddities
    This section will be devoted to on campus oddities.


    Write, print, & hang sign vs. catch squirrel. Sign wins. (At the Psych lounge, thanks Bryan)


    I wonder whats in the pork. (At the Kelly Deli)


    Where's the beaf? (From the Union Deli)


    At least they are telling us when Liquid Nitrogen might pour down on you. (Posted in the new computer lab)


    "Not a Life Safety Device" I guess its the little details that count when it comes to smoke detectors (Kelly quad).

    Drink Up!
    Yes!! Its finally that time of the year again: the 2005 Annual Heat & Hot Water Shutdown! Posted in Chapin Apts, thnks for sending Chris

    ICON Nerds
    If you can read this sign, then you are too close to a van full of nerds

    Flooded Union
    Excellent Stony Brook anti-flood engineering. Taken at the Union.

    Frozen Dorms
    Its gonna be a snuggly warm winter. You have to click the image to see this one. (Taken in a dorm)

    Carpenter's Repair
    This looks dumb, but the funny part is what that sign on the broken sink says: "Closed for Repairs - Carpenters Union # _____", Damn carpenters take forever to fix the sinks around here. Enlarge the Pic

    The Wang Fountain
    This is funny, I guess. Some kids took a dip in the fountain by Admin and sent me in some pics... click here for story & pic

    Drink Up!
    Damn, I wish I dormed instead of commuting. From the looks of it this Kelly sink puts out 100% pure urine! Drink up!

    Slow the hell down
    This photo is undoctored. So take it seriously and dont walk so damn fast. (@ usb hospital)

    Do not open window: Time Sensitive
    Obviously he really had to go... but did he have to use the fountain?

    Do not open window: Time Sensitive
    Do Not open window until 4/2/02. Stony Brook's time-sensitive windows.

    Hey buddy, your gonna have to go AROUND the fence!
    From the same great people who brought you "Drive/Walk"... when I saw that fence I had no idea what to do... until i read the sign.

    A fine Stony Brook student watching mother nature replenish herself
    This is how they actually fill up Roth Pond... so I dont get whats funny about this.
    [This was sent in...thanks]

    Stony Henge... what does it all mean?
    Stony Brook Henge
    [...sent in by Sabrina: thanks!]

    Make sure you dont drive where your supposed to walk.
    Just think, at one point somebody actually said 'Jimmy, grab a can of spray paint, we need to make a Drive & Walk sign."

    What is this?
    Someone has got to figure out what this really is. (Here's a real explanation.)

    SUNY Lab aka Javitts Jr.
    Apparently USB engineering students are working on a prototype of the next Javitt's Center.

    We have squash ... why?
    This is where part of your student activity fee is going.





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