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"Realy
owwwww I'm scared what r they going 2 do
4 a 200 dollor phone getting out a search party"
- Freightening words of a cell phone thief
On Thursday Sept 29, 2005 a student's sidekick cell
phone was reported stolen at the "Full Moon Cafe" on Stony
Brook campus. Big story huh?
Well in an act of ultimate stupidity, photos (below)
were taken with the phone at 2PM that friday Sept 30, 2005. In addition
the person added the following number to the phonebook "Vanss
631-828-08##"
How does the owner know this when he doesnt have the
phone? I suppose the thief didnt realize that everything is synchronized
with an online interface. All photos, call logs, phone numbers,
and information can be seen remotely via the internet. Its only
a matter of time until the photos are identified.
A police report has been filed.
If you know who the person in these photos are, please
email webmaster@stonybrooksucks.com.
Please, serious emails only. We will be checking any information
against photographs on file with administration - so please dont
waste your time accusing your friends. Legal Disclaimer: Although it is highly suspected, it is not proven that the person shown in these photos has committed any crime.
Please do what you can
to help... Because in reality - this story will only be truly funny
if this idiot is caught.

To preserve the stupidity, these
images have not been digitally enhanced

In an AIM conversation with the person who stole the
phone, live - FROM that stolen phone:
Owner: i
have your pic with the white/black yankess hat, with the striped
shirt and blue collar
Alledged Thief:
Lolz ya have fun with that discription
Well, I have a feeling the photos will do more than
the "discription".... those are going to be famous last
words.
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