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"Realy owwwww I'm scared what r they going 2 do
4 a 200 dollor phone getting out a search party"

- Freightening words of a cell phone thief

On Thursday Sept 29, 2005 a student's sidekick cell phone was reported stolen at the "Full Moon Cafe" on Stony Brook campus. Big story huh?

Well in an act of ultimate stupidity, photos (below) were taken with the phone at 2PM that friday Sept 30, 2005. In addition the person added the following number to the phonebook "Vanss 631-828-08##"

How does the owner know this when he doesnt have the phone? I suppose the thief didnt realize that everything is synchronized with an online interface. All photos, call logs, phone numbers, and information can be seen remotely via the internet. Its only a matter of time until the photos are identified.

A police report has been filed.

If you know who the person in these photos are, please email webmaster@stonybrooksucks.com. Please, serious emails only. We will be checking any information against photographs on file with administration - so please dont waste your time accusing your friends. Legal Disclaimer: Although it is highly suspected, it is not proven that the person shown in these photos has committed any crime.

Please do what you can to help... Because in reality - this story will only be truly funny if this idiot is caught.

To preserve the stupidity, these images have not been digitally enhanced

In an AIM conversation with the person who stole the phone, live - FROM that stolen phone:

Owner: i have your pic with the white/black yankess hat, with the striped shirt and blue collar

Alledged Thief: Lolz ya have fun with that discription

Well, I have a feeling the photos will do more than the "discription".... those are going to be famous last words.


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